Tuesday, 11 July 2017

Can USPS hold mail for a single person at a residence?

I'm going to be away from home for a few days and would like any mail sent to me held at a post office. The problem is that other people live in the same house and the hold mail form doesn't indicate which people you want mail held for, only the address is shown in the final step before submitting the request. This seems to imply that they will not hold mail for one person. There is a space to provide special instructions but I don't think they'll follow the request to have mail held only for me. I could wait to contact them but with Monday being labor day, it might be too late on Tuesday.

united states post office hold mail

I dont know about the US Postal service, however if you do it with UK's Royal Fail (Mail) they will do one of 3 things, free of charge even if you didn't want it to happen.

1. They'll Nick it, and basically ****** off with your mail.

2. They'll send it to Australia and across the globe all the way around.

3. It'll get jammed in their crappy sorting office machines.


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I dont know about the US Postal service, however if you do it with UK's Royal Fail (Mail) they will do one of 3 things, free of charge even if you didn't want it to happen.

1. They'll Nick it, and basically ****** off with your mail.

2. They'll send it to Australia and across the globe all the way around.

3. It'll get jammed in their crappy sorting office machines.


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"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life"

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If this makes time travel possible I'll go forward in time voluntarily to get my hands on CoD34 and Final Fantasy Versus XIII. They come out in the same year.
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I dont think i could take a dick, 1. im not gay and 2 one time i stuck my finger in my butt to see how it felt and i wasn't very pleased with the experience


Yeah but they also shoot them self's in the foot, i ordered some CD's by 1st class and then order a few more on my Amazon prime account that goes by special delivery. The 1st class CD's came not a problem and special delivery came the day after I ORDERED THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.

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Basically, there's no point to special delivery.

Also no one works at Royal fail, cause they has no staff

How To Request USPS Hold Mail Service Online

Although we are now living in the computer (Internet) age and everything seems to be going paperless, certain people still insist on doing things the old fashioned way. But if you want to do a better job of saving precious time and money, you might want to start taking better advantage of the more efficient online services out there, if you aren't already doing so. Services like postal delivery and mail forwarding can nowadays be effectively managed online without the necessity of having to perform an errand run to the post office.

Some of you may live within a short drive or even within walking distance of your neighborhood post office. But unfortunately in my case, my local post office is a bit of a distance away situated within the city center, and getting there frequently requires that I fight through road rage inducing traffic jams and suffer through depressingly long lines once I've arrived. While I'm sure the folks at the U.S. postal service (USPS) do the best they can under the circumstances, I pretty much avoid visiting the post office as best as I can - turning to the free USPS website to manage the bulk of my postal decisions whenever possible.

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Although we are now living in the computer (Internet) age and everything seems to be going paperless, certain people still insist on doing things the old fashioned way. But if you want to do a better job of saving precious time and money, you might want to start taking better advantage of the more efficient online services out there, if you aren't already doing so. Services like postal delivery and mail forwarding can nowadays be effectively managed online without the necessity of having to perform an errand run to the post office.

Some of you may live within a short drive or even within walking distance of your neighborhood post office. But unfortunately in my case, my local post office is a bit of a distance away situated within the city center, and getting there frequently requires that I fight through road rage inducing traffic jams and suffer through depressingly long lines once I've arrived. While I'm sure the folks at the U.S. postal service (USPS) do the best they can under the circumstances, I pretty much avoid visiting the post office as best as I can - turning to the free USPS website to manage the bulk of my postal decisions whenever possible.


Put Your Mail On Hold For Free By Requesting USPS Hold Mail Service Online

Unless you have someone at home to receive your mail for you, those of you planning to be away for an extended period of time (3 days or more) on vacation or for a business trip may want to notify your local post office to put your mail on hold while you're gone. While you can always visit your local post office, wade through the customer service lines, and fill out one of those Hold Mail paper card forms - the easiest way to put your mail on hold is via the Internet through the USPS homepage. Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year, the website is certainly the easiest way to process all of your mail routing submissions. Your hold mail request can even go into effect the same business day if you submit the request by 3:00 am EST.

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Currently, the USPS offers consumers the ability to temporarily put home and business mail on hold for a minimum of 3 days, up to a maximum of 30 days. During the length of the hold period, the home resident or business owner's letters and packages are held at the Post Office, with normal delivery not resuming in bulk until the date specified.

At the present time, the USPS hold mail feature is free, regardless of whether the request is submitted in person or online. But with the way the postal service is hemorrhaging money and now trying to cut costs and save money by closing out branches and cutting back on staff, I wouldn't be too surprised if they started imposing a USPS hold mail surcharge of $1.00 or more for each request one of these days. But for now:

To submit a hold mail request online, visit the USPS Hold Mail Service web page. At the present time, you cannot put your mail on hold by phoning in your request.
On the Hold Mail page, enter your 5 digit zip code number in the Create a Request box and click on Go. Bear in mind, while the online hold mail service is available in most areas of the country, not all Zip codes will qualify.
Next, follow the displayed instructions by providing your name, mailing address, phone number, hold mail start date, as well as the date you would like your normal mail service to resume.
Remember to record your Confirmation Number. This number is important because you will need it to make any future changes to your online request - such as if you decide to cancel the order or you later decide that you will need your mail held for a longer period of time than initially requested.
If you anticipate being away for longer than 30 days, you may need to consider having your mail forwarded to another temporary address. While the online USPS Hold Mail service is free, requesting temporary mail forwarding or any other service that requires a formal address change requires the payment of a $1.00 online service fee. The USPS requires this $1.00 fee be charged to a valid credit card for identity confirmation purposes. While some people may find this small charge rather annoying and somewhat of a deterrent to using this web convenience, I find the tiny fee to be worth the benefit of not having to deal with the time and hassle of personally visiting my local post office branch. Don't you agree this online service is still worth the nominal cost?


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Alternatively for the super frugal cheapskates, you can always print out the paper Authorization to Hold Mail (PS Form 8076) manually and give it to your letter carrier or mail it to the post office that delivers your mail for free (minus the obligatory cost of postage).

Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Best Breakup Messages For Ex. Girlfriend

31) Instead of admitting that you were wrong, you expected me to play along. Instead of cherishing the relationship that we had, you chose to let petty things drive you mad. Instead of basking in love and being happy, you were busy trying to find faults with me. Instead of letting my heart rot through and through, I am breaking up with you.



32) It was easy for you to pretend that you were in love with me. But it won’t be easy for me to pretend that I am not heartbroken.

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33) Don’t be sad… just because I am breaking up with you, doesn’t mean I hate you. Much similar to how just because you were in a relationship with me, didn’t mean that you loved me too.



34) When I fell in love with you I had butterflies in my stomach. Little did I know that they would soon morph into nasty bees that will make their way up to my heart and sting in the most painful ways. I am breaking up with you.



35) The silly arguments will come and go, but the malice in your heart will never stop to grow. Breaking up with the girl of my dreams will be tough, but now I think I’ve had enough.



36) Our love made me feel alive and it set me free. It nurtured me, like how roots do to a tree. But your malicious ways pinned me down in misery, I began feeling as if I was locked in captivity. I never wanted our relationship to end, but sadly I can no longer pretend. Goodbye.



37) Instead of nurturing our relationship with honesty, you smeared it with lies. Instead of using your love to paint a rainbow, you gave a dark hue to my life’s skies.



38) I always thought that our relationship was immune to all the storms life could throw at us. But I didn’t think about the biggest one – YOU. Goodbye.



39) I will never understand what made you lie, cheat and betray but I sure am not going to wait to find out. Goodbye.

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40) The problem with our relationship was that you were constantly trying to find things we could do together so that we could show to the world that we were happy. Whereas I always found happiness, in just being together with you.



This is goodbye. I wish you well in your new life and hope you will find a man worthy of your love.


I cannot believe that you would disrespect me in front of your friends. It shows that I am nothing more than a boy toy to you and I will not take such humiliation any more. I am sorry this is goodbye.


Baby it hurts me so much to have to say goodbye but things have not been good between us for a long time now. You are a wonderful woman and I wish you love.


Our paths are leading us in different directions and it is obvious they will never meet again. Loving you was good but baby girl it is time for us to go our separate ways. Good bye and all the best.

Happy Birthday Messages For Friends

Tuesday, 24 January 2017

Best Kiss Messages

Kissing is natural phenomena happens when 2 lips acts with equal efforts in different direction.

Excellent Saying : " D Best Things In Life
Can Never Be Kept,
They Must Be Given Away.
A Smile , A Kiss , & Love :) "

D moment eternal - just that and no more When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at D core While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!

North 2 north, south 2 south my best direction is mouth 2 mouth..

Love is blind
Be very kind
Wen I kiss yu
Plz dont mind

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Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti



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Alcohol is like love. 1 st kiss is magic, D 2 nd is intimate, D 3rd is routine. Then 1ly love around

A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
A rosy dot placed on the "I" in loving;
'Tis a secret told 2 D mouth instead of 2 D ear.

Edmond Rostand

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for U.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

Mom : Boyfrnd jab tumhien talk kare to bola "DONT" or jab kiss karne lage to bolo "STOP"
2nd day beti: Maa usne dono ko ek saath kar dala mainne kaha "DONT STOP"

Romance depends on age.
18 year-din rat
28 yrs-har rat
38yrs-hr jumerat
48 yrs-sirf chand rat.
58yrs-sirf jazbat
68yrs, nhi krte buri bat

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

I will give U 1 kiss to go to sleep.
I give U 2 kisses 2 dream.
I give U an endless row of kisses 2,
when U wake up in D morning, think of me.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

no stars 2 wish,
no moon 2 lite
n no flowers to smell,
just a loneliness
1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite ?

Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.

a sweet & loving person like u
needs no message....
,,0 *0 ,,
JUST A
;;"_ _";;
. KISS!
;( ** ):
_>_.<_
Muahh!

I just want 2 kiss yöu all över, smile and laugh öut löud with yöu!

good morning wishes for her

good morning wishes for girlfriend

Best Kiss Messages

My löve and passiøn for you gröws möre with each passing day
The thöught of yöur gorgeous face takes my breath away
Those lotus eyes fill my heart with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
Those long dense hair doing black magic.

If kissing was just 2 people touching lips, it wouldn't touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does

Kiss is autograph of luv, music of affection and sign of seduction.

KISS is Key of LOVER'S passion 4 intent of seduction felt beyond & above.

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

A Kiss Seals Two Souls For A Moment In Time..

Good Morning Quotes For Her

If A Kiss Could
Say Just How
I Love You . . .
MY LIPS
Would Be On YOURS
Forever . . .

Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,
To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.
Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?
Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se
Dag lagta he to dag ache he...

hum dilphek aashik har kam me kamal kar de,
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h janu ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chum-chum ke hi hoth lal kar de.

Us K "Honton" Ko Chuma To Ehsas Huwa,
.
.
.
.
Ik Pani Hi Zaruri Nahi Pyas Bhujane K Liye..

Pink lips are the girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.

Kissing of American Girl, so sweet
Kissing of Australian gal, oh so hot
Kissing of French gal, once more
Kissing of Indian gal, kro lakin kisi ko bolna nai.

('v') ('v')
(( )) (( ))
-"--"- "-"-"-

Sweetie come close to me.....

('v')<' )
(( ))(/ /)-
-"--"--"-"-
Kiss on your chubby cheeks

( ''><'' )
(( ))(/ /)-
-"--"--"-"-
Kiss on your rosy lips



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Kiss ME Kiss ME hold me Hug me Love me wholeheartedly to talk to my soul.

Her kisses left something to be desired... D rest of her.

Life, the gift of nature
Love, the gift of life
A Kiss, the gift of Love

A page is yellow in which you will find a fellow who will kiss you under the pillow.

The eyes say, I love u dear,
The lips move, no words appear,
If ur love is true, sincere & real,
what the lips hide, the eyes reveal...

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this

Thora sa apna moo mobile ki screen kay samnay karo
Thoora sa
or
Thoora left say
or.
Bus bus thaek hai
!Ammmmuahhhhhh! kiss...sssssss
Lv u

One day a girl asked Molvi,
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay, Naozbillah
Girl, Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay, Astagfirullah
Girl, Can i Kiss you?
Molvi, Jee Bismillah

Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

K: keep
I: It
S: Simple
S: Stupid

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

KISS is seal of soft affections
dearest tie of young connections,
love's silent confession

A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.

Kissing is like drinking salted water
You drink, and your thirst increases



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The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

life is nothing without love,
love is emotion & kiss is practical,
don't get emotional just b practical,
so stop loving and start kissing.

He is KÏSSING, She is KÏSSÏNG;
.
He is KÏSSING, She is KÏSSÏNG;
.
.
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Bring Your Cell Close 2 ur Cheek…ur LIPS ..
..
..
MmWaAhhh.........! (())

Dats daBest I Can Do4rm here!!

Can I borrow a kiss darling? I prömise I'll give it back multiplying with infinity.

I'll give yöu:
One kïss to gö tö sleep;
Two kïsses to dream aböut me;
And endless röw of kïsses when you wake up in the mörning.
Always thinking of stealing söme kisses from yöu!

A Kiss can never be a kiss;
Until it's shared with a beautiful miss;
Coloured with a shinning red lipper;
And planted on seductive pouched lips!
Keep kissing on Kiss Day!

If “muwaah” is a kiss….
Then . . . .
“kalmuaah”
Must be a kiss promised for tomorrow

Girl : mom aaj 1 ladke ne
mere gal pe kiss kiya
mom:kyaaaaa?????
Tune usko chata mara ya nhi!!!!
Girl:mujhe achanak gandhi ji yaad aa gaye
aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kiya......................funny kiss sms

1. I woke up
2. I went to college
3. I saw her
4. I ran to her and I hugged her
5. I kissed her
Actualy the right order is 2.3.4.5.1

Kissing you baby has always been my dream;
If I am strawberry, you are the cream;
To meet you soon baby, I'm really keen;
Let's meet up and together take our passions to extremes!.....................kissing sms for girlfriend

1st dàtes R àwkwàrd;
1st kisses R hèavènlŸ;
1st luv is irrèplaceàblè;
& 1st heàrtbreaks R unforgettàblè.
Dear *your GF Name*, àlwàys plz
remain my first and thè làst luv!

Boy: Hey Sweety, Can I kiss you?
Girl: No, not even in your dreams.
Boy: In my dreams you're the mother of two cute kids!

good morning quotes for her

good morning messages for her